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[原创』幽默昨天今天明天

2008年07月17日 15:17:16 作者：流浪散人

老板，这糕点是啥时候的？

看你说的，全都是新鲜的。

是吗？

你放心吧，没问题。

这是今天的还是昨天的？

你要昨天的吗？

有吗？

明天来看看吧？

明天？

你现在买的全是今天的。

哪明天？

明天买的就是昨天的。

、、、、、、、、、、、、

流浪散人

2008年7月17日

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