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川牌笑话（转）

2008年07月24日 16:54:22 作者：为爱努力

有一家4人打麻将..分别是爸爸.妈妈,媳妇,儿子,,这一局都想要幺鸡,,碰巧爸爸刚好摸个幺鸡,,爸爸说:"哎呀.摸他妈个幺鸡,

媳妇:"爸爸啊,你那个幺鸡给我摸下就好了哦,好想摸哦,

妈妈:"摸什么摸,想得美,我想碰下都不行,你还想摸啊 ?"

儿子:"莫吵了，爸爸你那个幺鸡留到也没得用了哦!

爸爸:"放屁,老子的幺鸡那个都别想摸,也别想碰,老子把他割了~!!

四川话割了=胡牌

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